Grandma I’m full

hobolunchbox:

Super Mario.

KO

itscarororo:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

wowow

This why I have a team of magikarps

boggartsaremyboggarts:

Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.

Sherlock ftw

edwardspoonhands:

Hahahah….babies are stupid.

I would be confused if there was a disapearing hose

Im ADDICTED to Instagram. How do i know? Well i just took a picture of a post… (Taken with Instagram)

edwardspoonhands:

thefrogman:

“Thursday will be partly cloudy with a 100% chance of justice.”

I would watch the local news if they were in super-hero costumes…but that is the only way.

The exception is that if they substitute the superhero costume for something lady gaga made

chrisriedell:

-Can stand perfectly still when hunting a fly - up to four hours at a time.

-Can quietly fart in a meeting while taking notes while sleeping while tweeting.

-Understands hallways are strutways.

-Can nap on a toilet seat in a stall while taking notes while tweeting.

-Understands that printers…

God I love the brothers riedell