Grandma I’m full
You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
This why I have a team of magikarps
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Hahahah….babies are stupid.
I would be confused if there was a disapearing hose
Im ADDICTED to Instagram. How do i know? Well i just took a picture of a post… (Taken with Instagram)
“Thursday will be partly cloudy with a 100% chance of justice.”
I would watch the local news if they were in super-hero costumes…but that is the only way.
The exception is that if they substitute the superhero costume for something lady gaga made
this is so cool: My Work Resume -
-Can stand perfectly still when hunting a fly - up to four hours at a time.
-Can quietly fart in a meeting while taking notes while sleeping while tweeting.
-Understands hallways are strutways.
-Can nap on a toilet seat in a stall while taking notes while tweeting.
-Understands that printers…
God I love the brothers riedell